Saturday, February 28, 2009
{ 9:33 PM }
I had trouble remembering my cbox username and password thus I decided to just go create a new one.
So tag me people!! My tagboard is in dire need of tags. LOL.
Had Mcgriddles for breakfast today. Yeah, first time makan Mcgriddles. Oklah, but makan skit aje da muak.
After breakfast at Mcdonalds, went to Yishun to lepak at in law place. She wasn't home, gone to cash in her GST cheque thingy. I've yet to cash in mine yet. Malas beb, confirm ramai orang nye. And I hate crowds. So I think I'm gonna go on Monday or Tuesday.
Leceh ke apa takde bank account. LOL. I keep my money under the pillow. OL' SkOoL styLE. Heh.
Here's a few lawyer jokes especially for Naj. LOL. Have a stupendous Sunday!
* Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
* Witness: "July 15th."
* Lawyer: "What year?"
* Witness: "Every year."
* Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
* Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
* Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
* Witness: "Er...his face."
* Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
* Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
* Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
* Witness: "My name is Susan."
* Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
* Witness: "Yes, sir."
* Lawyer: "What did she say?"
* Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"